Here’s one that I just wrote that isn’t quite EMC enough for here.
So you can find
A Level One Quest: The Sexy Sepulcher Slime Search
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A Halfling Rogue (Lvl 1) tries to loot a dungeon that appears to be an abandoned gay bath house. Pool… the Lvl 69 Slime Lord who lives there has a sticky situation planned for both the character and his player.
Hot story, Topaz! You’re a master of those kinds of bizarre post-human transformations. And this absolutely belongs on Gay Spiral Stories. Better GSS than SoFurry (which has such an infuriatingly bad interface, I can’t even see if you’ve posted other stories there).