Absman Blabs, Man

[absman420]

I took another crack at the cover blurb for The New Priapeia

[absman420]

I got the first draft of the cover for PRIAPEIA which I like and have already sent a bunch of tweaks. Tell me yours and we’ll see if it was on my list.

I’ll give you the first: it’s missing “Volume One”

[TexMuscle]

Are you going to hide a penis shaped posies in the garden?

[absman420]

I’m doing everything I can NOT to attract the censors.

Although, I have been working on an “adult” cover for fun. Will post when I finish.

[absman420]

Here’s my dream cover:

[absman420]

I had something of a revelation today. Both my cover artist any I weren’t happy with the images we were coming up with to represent the story. Then today, I thought of the perfect thing for this funny little novel.

[absman420]

“Everything old is new again.” Why struggle over an ancient, dusty tome in an all-but dead language when you can read a sweet little comedy that covers much of the same ground? THE NEW PRIAPEIA coming within the week (waiting on final cover art).

[absman420]

I can’t post this – it’s wrong on so many levels, but it made me laugh just the same.

[Cutlerfan]

Does morning wood float?

[absman420]

I have so many pics of Jule…

[absman420]

I’m getting ahead on promos for publication:

[TexMuscle]

Happy Birthday Absman. Hope you get to toke on a big dick today.

[absman420]

From you mouth to Phallus’ ear!

[Cutlerfan]

Happy Birthday! May you receive 20 pounds of mass in cock, balls, muscle, and height for each year of life.

[absman420]

I’m 1200 lbs of solid muscle. I’m all in.

[Cutlerfan]

Better make it 40 pounds per year of life just to be sure you’re big enough.

[absman420]

It’s true. Even at that size, my dysmorphia would kick in…

[absman420]

[Cutlerfan]

I’m sure there would be plenty of guys to show their appreciation for your new colossally muscle body. 1.2 tons of muscle would be more than enough to share.

[absman420]

I’d only want the worship due me.