Looking for story where guy with big butt gets stuck in his window

So it’s about a college guy, and he’s at home alone and is straight but loves thongs, and i know he goes outside to take the trash/bins out and his old neighbour who’s creepy across the road watches him, as his brother mum and dad come home, as he’s locked himself outside in a thong, he gets stuck in a window trying to climb back in, but his hole falls straight into his dads mouth.

Does anyone know this story?

Thank you! (the title of it was like ‘Ben’ or ‘James’ it was just one word of the main boys name. I don’t remember the name lol.